Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Turning a new leaf: Watch how it's done (you idiot)

In case you haven't noticed, Grandpa, it's 2008. The year of the rat and - as such, a great time for me to turn over a new leaf. Instead of my incredible (and deserved) confidence and bravado (whatever that means - I think it has something to do with grey tshirts/boxers), I'm hitting a new note: MODESTY.

Why? Well, I have no f'ing idea, but I don't need to answer questions I don't like, so moving on:

I suck.

No, seriously I do. Here's a few proof points:

- I sent an email to a client today, well actually, FOUR clients, that was signed: "Let me know if you'd rather hump on the phone. Happy to." Isn't that awesome? No it isn't you asshole.

- I have a bum wheel. My knee is totally screwed up and I walk around like a limping freak. The best is when I go downstairs. Plus, I complain about it incessantly, which makes me wicked annoying.

- I almost fell asleep in a meeting. Twice.

- Plus, I have trouble doing math. ALWAYS have. I can't even do 20% tips at restaurants. I sit there and stare at the receipt REALLY hard, for upwards of 9.5 minutes, and sometimes I start to drool. Then I get really upset about it and freak out. It's really cool!
- I forget to eat alot. Then I act like a labotomy patient and when reminded I need to eat, usually say, "No I don't." And act like a jerk. Then, I eat and in 10 minutes say, "Wow! I did need to eat."
- My hair looks like a pile of rats live in it, not every day, but at least 2 times a month. It's super sexy and it makes people around me want to spend lots of time with me.
So - I'll come up with more reasons soon - but I think that's a good start.
Oh, and the moral of this little tale? Why would anyone be friends with me! So, think about THAT! (CK this is directed at you, I'm trying to cut you down).


Blogger Belle and Ferdinand (Cornelius too!) said...

Your hair looks ratty today. Want to hump on the phone and discuss?

10:51 AM  
Anonymous poor sj said...


5:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SO happy PWS is back. Well, sorta. Guess that 3-posts-until-we're-bored thing kinda stands.

please prove me wrong.

12:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I found this site using [url=][/url] And i want to thank you for your work. You have done really very good site. Great work, great site! Thank you!

Sorry for offtopic

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who knows where to download XRumer 5.0 Palladium?
Help, please. All recommend this program to effectively advertise on the Internet, this is the best program!

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the frustration and rage boiling within her poured into the choking bodies around her. He looked so…vivid, almost more real than the other two men, or perhaps less real. Their corner of the garden, right under the balcony of Nialdlyes suite, was relatively quiet. Nialdlyes red legs crisscrossed over his back. She wanted to lash out at Nialdlye, but that was wrong. She swallowed and pulled away, her attention instantly switching to the grounds below. Her truemate startled, his wide red eyes blinking as he slowly came to her meaning. Laughing, Gala waved a hand in the air. Fake sunlight poured through the open balcony doors from the garden beyond. Ive treated you all miserably in the past, because I could, because you let me. Without using magic, she didnt stand a chance against his strength. At first she didnt understand, but then there was Brevins flinch. Shed convinced herself it was over. She writhed, prodding the tip of him with her drenched folds. He brushed his lips over hers, then Lanthans before settling back again to watch. Does it help if I tell you I love you? He stopped beside a chair matching the couch, perhaps three paces away. I doubt we could have flourished when every man is lover to only one woman. I wouldnt want to deny you. She nipped at his ear as he carried her through her bedroom door.

7:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She raced down them, not slowing when she reached ways that were unfamiliar to her. She found her arms and legs wrapped tightly around him, although she still couldnt see. Is the casting of this spell anything like the one that changes women to raedjour? They had fought about it too often for Eyrhaen not to know what he meant. Only then did she become aware of the attention of the others in the balcony.
[url=]free facial cum shots[/url]

3:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

love to ride cock

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Helo ! Forex - Работа на дому чашкой чая быть успешным, свободные деньги, достаточно зарегистрироваться forex [url=]forex[/url]

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=]Melissa[/url] Смотри и дрочи : [url=]Анатольевна[/url] , все это смотреть

7:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dating furniture adjustable shelves [url=]men dating gay[/url] erotic dating
internet dating in roseburg oregon [url=]free 100 dating sites[/url] hindu dating websites
free adult xxx dating sites [url=]muslim dating traditions[/url] dating mike garson

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

los caballeros las prefieren brutas ebook ebook download romance [url=]open office templates ebook[/url] windows server 2003 ebook

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

katrina queen of the vampires ebook articles comparing ebook readers [url=]sex starved marriage rapidshare ebook[/url] ebook formatting

10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jupiter pharmacy giant pharmacy in dunkirk [url=]state board of pharmacy pa[/url]
rx pharmacy and phone solicitations veterinary pharmacy of america houston [url=]buspar[/url]
tri fold for specialty pharmacy example rie aide pharmacy [url=]college of pharmacy in taiwan[/url]
viagra half price pharmacy australia online pharmacy [url=]tenormin[/url]

2:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

helios homeopathic pharmacy uk prank cvs pharmacy text message [url=]jerry lavern wichita kansas pharmacy in the news[/url]
optioncare specialty pharmacy division pharmacy colleges offering postgraduation in australia [url=]eriacta[/url]
clomid discount pharmacy purchase national pet pharmacy [url=]undergraducate pharmacy continusing professional development[/url]
cvs pharmacy and just for men online pharmacy zyrtec [url=]bystolic[/url]

6:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fresh and new dating site [url=]bruce weber myspace[/url] alicia keys and kerry brothers dating
dating female longmont disable online dating
is robert pattinson dating kristen stewart [url=]indian dating rituals[/url] michael bubble dating

6:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

caribbean etiquette for dating bahamas [url=]criteria in matchmaking searchs[/url] belinda dating
online dating sites international matchmaker dating marriage foreign
christain dating service [url=]best welsh adult dating site[/url] history of teen dating

5:05 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home