Screw The Avatar Man

So I’m opening my mail this morning and enjoying a nice cup of coffee in the metaverse, contemplating which outfit I want to wear today – ladybug with plastic PVC wings and antennae or go a bit more conservative with a rubber condom bodysuit – you know, the usual, when I come across this frankly rather disturbing article: 'Second Life' land prices get hefty hikes.

Um, ex-squeeze me. You’re telling me that instead of being able to buy my VIRTUAL land in Second Life for the bargain price of $1,250, I now have to pay $1,675.

Now that’s just f*cked up, man.