Holla Back!

Oh MAN! We keep on getting bigger and bigger, don't we? We're up to a whopping (are you sitting down?) ... THIRTY-FOUR readers. That's right. 3-4. Readers. Yes, most of them are our friends and colleagues. I know Hannah (family dog. greeting cards. remember her?) is a regular, as are Belle and Ferdinand, but STILL. This is getting out of control. Our favorite reporter, Mr. Ashlee Vance at The Register, has included us in his most recent story and we are so stoked we might throw a party in the metaverse tonight to celebrate. (BYOP(egasus) - We're not made of Linden dollars. Yet).

So guys, listen, this is what we need to do now. We need advertisers. I don't care if you are selling vacums or viagra, we'll run it on our site. You hear me? We. Will. Run. It. Because basically, we're the real deal. Not to mention really, really shallow.

First 5 leads get a PWS t-shirt... Email us at pastywhitesugar@hotmail.com