Health Hazards of Pasty White Sugar - There's No Such Thing.
Folks, there are NO health hazards to pasty white sugar. Not a single one. None. Nada. Zip. Cavities you say? Made up. Obesity? Um, total lie. Hyperactivity? Puh-lease. There is nothing better in the world for you than PWS. Dentists, doctors and pirates just don't want to tell you that. Why? HELLO. They want it all for themselves. Do you think if this red-headed rascal to my left had a real taste of PWS instead of those nuts and banana chips she's been nibbling on that she'd be sitting there smiling all content with a bowl of jello? Hells no. That little tart would be on the floor kicking and screaming, throwing some of those pots and pans around, ripping a part that kitchen just BEGGING for another taste.
Because as the ladies and Scott Massage know, there ain't nothing like a taste of PWS. Mmm Mmm. Nothing.